church-hopper 

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

church-hopper by timlight July 6, 2009

Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.

Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.

Church Cleavage by thebigprize September 26, 2010

Church Thug 

One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.

Things a church thug would say:

Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!

Im bout to go cop a bible my G

Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?

Church Thug by ohlawddd March 11, 2011

Church Queen 

A fabulous feminine homosexual male who attends church regularly. This individual will often be on the church choir or in some official capacity in the church where he is seen often.

Girl you know Kevin always been a church queen.

Church Queen by Hermajesty55 April 17, 2019

Church Girl Chugger

Getting rubbed through the pants by your girlfriend of 2 years until you ejaculate In your shorts. This act will still let you get your rocks off and relieve tensions in a sexless relationship while still practicing abstinence.

Hey Doug have you you gotten any from that girl you have been with for 3 years?

- Yes, some mouth kisses and she sure knows how to work those Church Girl Chuggers!

Church Girl Chugger by DiableBlanco April 14, 2021

church rat 

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.

He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.

church rat by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

church nod 

when you start to fall asleep while sitting upright and quickly snap or bob your head back up

derived from people bored at a speech, or spefically church sermon, who begin to "church nod" as they try not to fall asleep

see also "four-wheeling"

In lecture the other day I got picked on when the teacher saw me church nod.

church nod by b-razzle-dazzle February 6, 2006