chooner

Someone who takes a shit in other peoples house's typically to not stink up their own bathroom. Often used as a derogatory term.

-You took at shit at his house? You're a fucking chooner.

-Come finsih this set, don't be a chooner

by Ckpoonslayer69 February 8, 2017

choones

tunes

this shit is the mad choones, werd.

by zach November 25, 2002

Chodo

a abnormal shaped dildo, usually in the form of a chode (a dick that is fatter than it is tall). Usually used by desperate ugly chicks who couldnt get ray charles to fuck them in the dark.

Eleanor: Hey cutie!! Ive got a surprise for you at my house! That is of course, if you got time!
Ray: Hell nah bitch! I ain't touchin yo stank ass pussy! Fuck off bitch!
Eleanor: *Sniffle* I guess i'll just have to use my chodo tonight. Again...

by STARLIGHT PRODUCTIONS C&W April 21, 2010

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

choding

The act where a guy with a chode is masturbating.

He had to use two hands while choding.

by Jason C... February 4, 2003

chodney

An Asian version of "Rodney" from "only fools and horses" (British TV sitcom). Amalgamation of "choddu" and "Rodney".

Kameshwar spent all day carrying his brother`s SIM card stall around Basildon, only to get mugged for the takings by chavs from Kent. What a fucking chodney, He should stay in East Ham.

by Proper Londoner February 27, 2008

choonsie

(adjective)

choonsiest, choonsier

a) The description of a melodic/rhythmic track (mostly electronic) that has a sense of euphoria associated to it.

b) A corruption of the word tune used in an adjectival form.

c) An almost generic description for an uplifting house/trance track.

"Dude, check this track out. It's soooo freakin' choonsie."

"OMG! That's like THE choonsiest track I've ever heard."

"At the moment I'm listening to 'Orbital - Belfast'. Now tell me that that's not choonsie?"

"I've got the urge to dance. I think I'll go put on a nice choonsie track."

by RaveSpidey September 3, 2005