Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body

“Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”

by gailmus November 16, 2022

Chimp Dunker

The act of inserting a banana into the asshole of a girl in order to make her pussy feel tighter

“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”

by starseer February 1, 2023

Chimp Out

When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata

Erythranthe guttata is clear out (chimp out), but the glory hallelujah peony is in stock.

by 25 Bibles On My Dresser Yessir June 10, 2023

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024