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chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.
person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.
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chemist

Someone who is incredibly good at chemistry. They create gases, experiment with substances and can balance chemical formulas.
Tyler is a chemist who knows everything and can help others understand how chemistry works.
by imahorsegirl August 20, 2012
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Chemical-Engineering Hot

Chemical-Engineering Hot is not so much the physical appearance of an individual of the female gender but more so the mental state of mind of her observer. It has been scientifically proven that throughout the years of undergraduate study, and being constantly exposed to a mass majority of ugly girls ones standard of what makes a girl hot dramatically decreases. The unfortunate side effect of this is known to make girls appear to be much more attractive than they really are on the street.
It has been shown that a similar condition can occur in a number of situations and places such as the work environment, a fishing boat, the desert, after indulging in mass quantities of alcohol the bar is closing and its monday night and if there is one female left alive.
1st: Conversation between two male, 1st year Year Chemical Engineering Undergraduate
male 1:" Man, we really get screwed in this department every girl in this class looks as if they were beaten with the really big over sized ugly stick, (girl 1) makes me want to vomit"
male 2: " Oh my god, I know! In my my Pysch 101 class the hot girls just pour in and the class room holds 400 students and half of them are sexy girls"

----------------2 years elapse------------------------
Conversation between the same 2 males now as 3rd year Chemical Engineering Undergraduates
male 1:" Dude, call me crazy but, girl one is kinda sexy in here own little way dont you think?"
male 2:" You know I was thinking the same thing but, I didn't want to be the one who said it, I would say shes at least a 9"
--------------------class ends males are walking to student center-----------
male 1: " Guy, I think were going crazy because shes really not attractive compared to all these other girls"
male 2: " Yeah you are right shes just Chemical-Engineering Hot"

But the truth of the matter is girl 1s appearance as steady declined over the pass 3 year.
by kminor2578 July 7, 2010
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My Chemical Romance

People hate them because they think they call themselves goth. Gerard Way said himself that he didn't think they were goth. They only got labeled that cause Gerard has an obsession with death. I think thats cool. Their sound is unlike anything I have ever heard.
there will be haters, but there are too many for My Chemical Romance
by Billy L. July 26, 2005
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cheeyah

Wanna hit up the club? "Cheeyah"
by christina aka C-slice July 22, 2007
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chemical warfare

Track 7 off the Dead Kennedys first album "Fresh Fruit For The Rotting Vegetables"

Written by Jello Biafra, the song is a parody of the arms race that existed between the usa and the soviets concerning massive weapons.

Its main point driven home though gives a very witty and satirical look at the thoughts of dropping mustard gas on country club golfers on a sunny afternoon.

Has one of the best punk guitar riffs of all time!
Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
Warfare, Warfare!
by didjitmachines July 9, 2004
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Chemical X

A chemical which has the properties to either create life or improve it by giving a certain or certain power/s dependant on the user by injecting into the bloodstream.
It's first appearance in Powerpuff girls
I have chemical x in my own veins.
by Ppgdfan#1boi June 12, 2018
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