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Love chemistry 

When two people are meant for each other. No matter how much they both will deny it, everyone else around them sees it.
Look! They both definitely have love chemistry.
Love chemistry by Jessiepoo February 9, 2014

Honors chemistry 

A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.
Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!

medicinal chemistry 

it is the study of chemical structures and their activity relationships.
its one of the hardest subjects in pharmacy
and only about 10% of the students pass its exam.
later on it teaches you how to modify that chemical structure into a better compound, such as in drug design.
in the medicinal chemistry book " essentials of medicinal chemistry upate" the lactam ring is found in all penicillins, it has grave effect on its activity
the penicillins differ in activity according to the modification made on that lactam ring

texting chemistry 

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
texting chemistry by dfwu March 2, 2015

physical chemistry 

The branch of chemistry that nobody understands.
"I took Physical Chemistry last semester and I don'know what I learned at all."
physical chemistry by lucifer9511 January 5, 2017

Cowboy Chemistry 

Methods applied in a chemistry laboratory setting that are intended to cut corners and save time. It is also done frequently in poorly funded laboratories due to lack of materials.

Some examples include:

Sparging a solvent for an air sensitive reaction for 30 minutes rather than the recommended 1.5-2 hours.
Rinsing used glassware once with an organic solvent and reusing.
Choosing an acid/base on the basis of availability, rather than literature precedence.
Preceding to the next synthetic step without thorough purification.

Negative root causes for adapting these methods are typically hunger, tiredness, laziness or depression. On the other hand, these methods are often efficiently applied by those who have achieved a well developed intuition for the chemistries.
"Dude I am so hungry, I'm just gunna cowboy chem this work-up so I can get some taco-bell before they close."

"I told Dr. ______ my reaction didn't work because the starting material was oxidized, but honestly I cowboy chem'd the work-up and I think I decomposed the product."

"Rules are made so that the less adept make as few mistakes as possible. If you're smart you can do some cowboy chemistry to save a lot of time and materials."

"How did you finish the synthesis that fast?" -- "Cowboy chemistry lol".
Cowboy Chemistry by hermite March 1, 2020