Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!

Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....

by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011

Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014

Cheeto Party

A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol.

Kid A: Hey do you want to come over to my house on friday? my mom will be making empanadas.
Kid B: Oh... A Cheeto Party.

by Enchiladz October 2, 2008

Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl

Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!

by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009

hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007

Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.

That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.

by FcknWeenies July 1, 2016

cheeto titties

When you're eating Cheetos in bed and the flavoring Falls and sticks to your Breasts/ManBreasts this is Cheeto Tittys.

Man, I woke up this morning to the Best Cheeto Titties I have ever seen.

Guys this morning I had the best Cheeto titty breakfast anybody could ask for.

by KUMQUATALOT July 28, 2017