charva

im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.

what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!

by nicola February 25, 2004

charver

Fukin gr8 ppl like,im a charver like n am not ashamed at all it mint!!!we do drink ii do we,we get off our faces,wer trakies wich rnt fake,jewelry which isnt fake,and we act like tht cos thts how we are,im 15 and im not pregnt evntho iv had to av to pregncy tests,lol,so fuk it jus shows tht sum lases can get lads!uz r idiots hu al mok us.i luv goin to raves,i luv the mc's n fink d d.js r wel gud they make all the music n lyrics the selves,propa ofit!we fight cos we rnt pussys,we only got the crew behind us for wen a bunch ov posh,freeks,gay,goth twats start then we av our sel a lil riot,its mental!i go to skool do good,my boyfriend is a charver init n he got great GCSE's A,B,5C'S!!!ya divys mokin us,few ov me m8s r builders so fuk,if ya cleva ya cleva.my clown neklace is lush,beta thn th plastic barbie pink shit uva lases wer init,get a life n dnt mok us.im a boxer nd ava life so u cnt say we gt nowt else beter to do th lads train n go to the gym!!!ya jus dnt no th crak dya actualy no ne charvers ya dik eds ya jus jelous lieeek.

AYCLIFFE charvers crew consists of...
bout 30lads,5lases!
we all wer trakies,jeans sumtyms,th lads wer caps a cani lot,specialy churchie(me lad)n ul b suprised to no iv not shaged any ov me lad m8s,not evn me boyf so ther ya go!!!i av blond hair,a fringe,bout12rings,11neklaces,4bangels,4pair ov air maxys,1pair ov rokis,bout10striped fred perry tops,bout17pairs of trakies and i go to skool regular,prt4rm today or if am xcluded.we nok bout awa th park,we gan ov to raves wen we got sm lar.we get stoned almost evryngt n drnk a cani lot on a weeknd n party,soooo fukin wat,we ava life,me mams a pur lil pikey raver n al,its mint.on new years eve me hous ws a pur ravers mansion evryone ws ov ther nuts like.me boyf is luvly,spits excesivly,always wers hi nike cap,far ov his hed wich is fit!!!gels his fringe,its mad!!me mates cors havik wn thy pissd bt thn av to pay th consequences wn thy wke up th nek day,wich isnt gud,but shit happens lol...im a typical pikey raver and if ya dnt like charvers fuk of lol ya sily cunts!!!!if ya dnt lyk th way we talk uno th way out,sooo ya narrr get lost!

by toe-knee January 13, 2005

charva

In-depth defintion, PART FOUR:
Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges (now Bright House) which gives way to one of their favourite pursuits of all - moving house and changing their identity for the purposes of obtaining more credit. Most charvae hence owe anywhere upward of £20,000 and have multiple warrants out for their arrest. They are also keen larceners. However, competing over the most comprehensive and colourful criminal record is perhaps the most enduring folk-sport among charva-kind. At leisure (or in cells), favourite charva TV shows include 'Police, Camera, Action', 'Hard Bastards' and the profound observations aired by Trisha give them their early morning thinking-matter, which braces them for a hard day of drinking and teaching their toddlers to swear while simultaneously smacking them for asking questions. Charvae on the whole do not own cars, though a popular pursuit is to steal one to see how the other half live, then torch it out of envy. Charvae also do not enjoy carrying weapons of any description, against the popular belief. This is only because most cannot afford them, plus the fact that no-one will sell them to charvae in the wise belief that they would deploy them for sport at a moment's notice.

Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges

by evelyn waughfare November 29, 2003

charvez

charvez-means wild , dont give a fuck ,will shoot ,and kill

dont play before i charvez your ass

by yellow dim May 25, 2018

charva

well solid people who pick on kidz 45 times smaller than them. and drink cheap booz and tinnys in parks while wearing their burbuary cloths and hang around with lasses with about 400 chaains on and ear rings the size of a frige

awer ya ganin to the paark nd dust the rest of our tinys nd chin a cupple of bens

by anth October 21, 2003

charva

One who politely enquires passers by as to whether or not they have any spare change available for use on public transport.

"Scuse me wor kid, can y help iz oot"?

Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?

by Steely January 16, 2004

Charva

a lad/lass who wears strippy jumpers(henry lloyd that is)tracksuit bottoms and the boots(rockports). they all wear them berghouses (the merra peak ones)the lasses have fringes and wear all the stars and bars nd button necklaces and them big earrings(bugie swingers)they walk around as if they rule the place and if they see you theyll say 'lend iz a snowt' thats can i please lend a ciggareet in english haha. they go around tourching cars and robbing old ladies. they also do that horrible griffey on the walls of the metro's and drink on street corners. most of them have left school by the age of 15.

'lend iz a snowt'
'takst'
'ill burst yee'
'err hippys lets do them'

by jay t February 4, 2004