Captiva

Located in Florida, on Sanibel Island, Captiva is one beautiful place to vacation or live. There are so many things to do and see. So much wildlife, even including the "J.N. Ding Darling Refuge." It is a must-see before you die!

Person A: Hey, where are you headed for spring break?

Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!

Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!

by italylover143 May 31, 2009

Chacting

When a person is acting on chat or through text messaging, often times to hide what they're really feeling or for a comedic effect.

Paulo: "I think you're pretty cool :)"
Annie: "You like me, don't you?!:)"
Paulo: "SHE'S ONTO US. ABORT MISSION."

Paulo is offline.

-Or-

"When I told Paulo that his brother Frank had just asked me out, he was like 'Oh, that's great! I'm totally happy for you two.'. He was totally Chacting.

-or-

"Annie is now in a relationship with Frank"
-Paulo likes this.

by whendidwegeticecream March 1, 2010

Chaotilogidextrous

The ability of your brain to give thought patterns that make no sense at all but to also back up those nonsensical thoughts with thoughts full of pure logic and reasoning.

Like your brain being ambidextrous so it can use all forms of reasoning.

"Why does everything he says sound so weird but make absolute sense?"

"It's becasue his brain chaotilogidextrous."

"What the fuck kinda word is that?"

"He made it up."

"...Oh."

by Shadow Amadeus November 7, 2011

[Chaplin] [Double]

To pee and vomit on partner while spooning

Timmy performed the chaplin double last night

by chapbobbilly July 1, 2014

chappish

(Adj.) Being proper thirsty; it is used like the word peckish (hungry)

Oi, I could go for a drink rn, I'm so chappish

by ProperTekkers September 12, 2016

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019