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Chameleon(continued) 

continued from GuitardHero88
Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)

chameleonating 

changing your image, appearance, speech pattern, accent, etc, to blend into your surroundings.
Guy1: I didn't even recognize that hooker was an undercover cop!

Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.

Chameleon Line 

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
Chameleon Line by El whisperer February 12, 2013

chameleon ceiling 

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."

Chameleon 

Somebody who has a different sexual desire or sex partner that changes with the day.
Tim is such a chameleon. I let him fuck me last night, and he ditched me for Natalie

chameleoning 

ex. Is she staring at me or the wall? I don't know dude she's chameleoning
chameleoning by mrspink January 3, 2017