parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Wank Camel

When you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water.

Person 1: "I haven't masturbated in ages."

Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."

by TeddyBazz December 9, 2015

Camel

A camel is a dreamer-upper of dessert adventures. They are loyal and compassionate and perfect companions for adventures of happy-hedgehog rescue missions and tangerine-boat-cruises down the nile and orchestral concerts in the dessert and cloud surfing along the great wall of China. They'll take you to india to smoke opium together with the maharaja tiki tiki blip blop in the tanned tiger teepee and help you defeat giant platypus in greece, they love nothing more than to explore crystal caves in search of paradise vacations but they'll also happily stay home to play uno and drink hot chocolate after a day of hardcore skiing.

Camels cook scrumptious pampadams and draw exceptionaly well. They write exceptional birthday cards, sing lovely songs and they like iced coffe's and beer but not together. They are honourable and beautiful and rare, and if you're ever so ridiculously lucky enough to find one, join forces.

This day is shit I wish I had my camel.

by mememymy August 6, 2010

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Cameltosis

When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.

(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"

(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin April 17, 2016

Chameleon Circuit

The name of a band that plays trock (Timelord Rock.) This style of music may be more understandable to those who do not immediately understand the reference in the name by saying simply that the lyrics are about the British show, Doctor Who. The five members of the band (Charlie Mcdonnell/charlieissocoollike, Alex Day/nerimon, Liam Dryden/littleradge, EddPlant, and Michael Aranda) are all popular youtubers with large fan bases. There had been quite a bit of confusion about who actually is in the band which has recently been resolved by a video uploaded on Charlie's channel explaining the working of Chameleon Circuit.

With the knowledge that the content is about Doctor Who, some viewers that disliked the show were hesitant about the album, but because the members are musically talented, it can be enjoyed by anyone who likes decent music, but if you do like Doctor Who, it is cool to hear the references in the songs.

Altogether, it is simply a brilliant band with excellent music who now has two albums, their namesake and Still Got Legs.

person 1: Have you heard of Chameleon Circuit the band?
person 2: Yeah, that's with littleradge and michael aranda, right?
person 1: Yep, they just released a new album, Still Got Legs.
person 2: Oh yeah! I heard about that on Charlie's channel, I'm going to listen to it on his website before I buy it from DFTBA.

by imissrosetyler August 20, 2011