Sympathy Chargeables

In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables

It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been

by Marigoldo December 8, 2009

Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.

The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.

by xXxX June 11, 2013

Charge Up and JO

Slang term for masturbating with another man, not for sexual gratification, but towards the end-goal of charging mysterious power crystals that the maturbatateurs wear. It said the crystals glow white "while jerking it with a bud" and that they give the wearer confidence at work, home, in social situations, etc.

"Hey bro did you bring your crystal? Then let's charge up and JO!"

by Arajay July 29, 2012

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes

what may change you, but you can't trace time (courtesy of Bowie)

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame
You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time

by Jae Riley February 23, 2008

change everything!

A silly word game where you just change/negate everything in a common phrase.

examples of change everything!:
"Ahem, what's elevated physician?"
"All solid foods for me."
"You are brain dead, even though he is not."
"who isn't my mommy?"
"Intercourse Adhesive suggests a celebratory consumption of alcoholic beverages." (Nematode Cellulose).
"Eastminster admission of doubt"
"The boo chair. The bay care. Thick and dull stick may care."

by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011

Chailee

She’s a wonderful friend she’s super pretty and has beatuiful eyes and all the boys want her

Wow Chailee is a real friend

by Yo twinnn June 2, 2018