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Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
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Get the Cesar the cat mug.Cesar is one of the best and most trustworthy friend. He is tall and has a great muscular body. He's also were outgoing and meets a lot of girls. Girls easily fall in love with him. But actually he's just enjoying their company without starting something serious because he is one of the good guys.
Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
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Get the cesar solis mug.an ignorant slut who lies about everything. He is selfish and thinks he is the shit when in reality he ain't shit. He thinks very highly of himself yet is very slow and dumb.
he's a good friend though.
he's a good friend though.
Cesar is just.... he's cesar.
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Get the cesar mug.Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
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