A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.
Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
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Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
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Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
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