Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

Cement brick

A white female with too much of makeup and plastic botox , white,pale,model,stripper

Bro1: I dick burns from last night with that white stripper.
Bro2: that's what you get for fucking with that cement brick...

by Holeasfuck May 16, 2019

michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.

I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.

by Rider Jack November 23, 2025

cement

Verb
To cement someone means to tie them up to a rock or other heavy object, and dump them into a lake or other large body of water
“Cement, cement, cement!
Make sure to hold your breath!
Once you reach the bottom—
A fate way worse than death!
Cement! Cement! Cement!”

They had to cement Jack to ensure all lose ends were dealt with.

by SquidsyVT April 23, 2025

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020