by SoothKippy July 01, 2023
Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt June 23, 2005
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023
by arydenomics June 01, 2022
Someone could ask you: What’s cement?
Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!
Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!
by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023
a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.
by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021