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cased

To examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime (sometimes fol. by out)
They cased the joint and decided to pull the job on Sunday.
by Elendil January 1, 2009
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waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely
Michele is a total waste case.
by Taylor April 10, 2005
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cafeind

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...
by Scofield September 28, 2009
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Casebeering

drinking a whole case of cheap beer to ones self at sporting events, then acting belligerent, yelling screaming,fighting, cursing loudly around small children, throwing childish tantrums, starting fights with younger smaller people, and being a douche in general
at the go-kart races bob was totally casebeering this kid 1/2 his size into the wall, then punched her mom in the face on the way out.
by TniveK June 15, 2010
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Calein

An Awesome person. That has super epic moments, but is also not a mary-sue. So quite frankly a super epic person.
That kid is so cool, he is such a Calein
by Crimsonstorm May 9, 2010
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Cascione

a hot man who raps and is a white kid who could be black. Or someone who drinks on school trips.

Also known as Cash.
Damn, Cascione just got suspened, again.
by _J_JAS October 17, 2010
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Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010
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