California
California by Jason July 19, 2007
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A state that is stereotyped for having surfers and girls that ride in "daddy's" converable. However, it IS extremely liberal and blows ass.
I live in oakland, california and I don't know any surfers.
I hate going to Berkeley and San Francisco because they hate 2 kinds of Bush there.
I hate going to Berkeley and San Francisco because they hate 2 kinds of Bush there.
california by 51omANiaK June 2, 2004
california
a screwy state that is a shame to america. many californians have poor oral skills, reflecting their mere stupidity. california especially is known for various childish ethnic gangs, which brawls and drive-bys is a common scene.
california by stein September 25, 2003
California
People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.
California by cmkrcs1 December 1, 2004
California
The best place you will ever find on earth with the coolest people ever. People who live there probably don't know how good they got it, people who do; love it out there, and people who moved out from Cali miss it a whole fucking much & tend to hate the state they currently live in. Mostly down talked by stupid ass people who have never even been there before & they're jelous cuz everyone else loves Cali and wears hollister shirts with the name of our state on it, not theres.
California by BayGirl July 6, 2007
California
A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
California by IsTheHeatOn? March 16, 2009
California
Ha! You Wished You Lived Here.
Backwoods Redneck from Kentucky:I done hate me some Californians all they gots is them fake boobies and spray on tans.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
California by ThatBitchNamedTracie January 4, 2009