Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
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When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.
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Get the dicked er in the cabbage mug."So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."
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Get the Cabbage Senpai mug.The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.
"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
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Get the Double cabbage mug.An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
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