english burrito

the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.

Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.

by gocavs July 9, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

A breakfast burrito

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Burrito

The act of taking your blankets and rolling yourself up in them nice and tight. To perform the act, you "burrito" or you are "burrito-ing"

I am a burrito right now.

by sparklyunikorn March 8, 2014

Brownie Burrito

The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!

The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.

by The Maxibator April 28, 2010

skeet burrito

When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.

When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.

John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.

by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011