bumhair

A cooler way of saying bummer.

Aw bumhair, my dildo broke.

by bondxxxmage October 13, 2008

bumchuckle

An expulsion of gas from the anus whilst moving or walking which makes a noise reminiscent of laughter.

"Larry let loose a mighty bumchuckle, much to the chagrin of the woman walking up the stairs behind him."

by Grm October 13, 2007

bumch

A bunch, but implying that the bunch was conducted under negative circumstances.

Resetting your friends shoulder must have been a bumch of fun.

by heymister January 18, 2009

Pat Buchanan

Ultra Right-Wing Conservative Christian Bigot who has developed the disturbing habits of believing his own rhetoric and savagely attacking anyone-and-everyone who is not like him. He once proclamed that if he was to have been elected president (in 1996), his first action would have been to place Bill Clinton under arrest.

(Buchanan doesn't stand a snowballs-chance-in-Hell of being elected ANYTHING in 2008, but if...through some horrible fracturing of the Cosmic Whatsits...he were to become president, his first action in office would be to pat George W. Bush on the back, vigorously shake his hand and tell him "Well done, great job!"
Such thoughts should make any sane, rational person want to run to the nearest toilet.)

He also DEFENDED Congressman Foley (that's the one who was sending homo-erotic E-mails to under-age teenage boys. One wonders if he would have eagerly defended President Clinton if all HE had been doing was sending erotic E-mails to Monica Lewinsky)

Some of his more "wholesome" activities have been: Praising and defending Richard Nixon; Worrying incessantly about "cultural pollution" while scoffing at actual pollution such as smog and chemicals dumped into our drinking water; Waging war against Political Correctness; Believing wholeheartedly that our children should be taught lies and myths in their history classes and creationism in their science classes; Bashing-and-smashing homosexuals, AIDS patients, unwed mothers and rock' musicians (and happily claiming resposiblity while AT THE SAME TIME denying these actions...and praising anyone else who also does the same); Butting into other peoples affairs; Revelling in the fact that he's anti-semitic; Treating women like chatel slaves; Verbally attacking anyone-and-anyone who is wealthier, healthier, or happier than he is; Utterly against Martin Luther King Day; And just being the sort of anal-retentive person that gives Conservatives a bad name.

"The truth is that Pat Buchanan was trained at the knee of Richard Milhouse Nixon."
-CBS News's Nightwatch,
December 11th, 1986.

by carl maltese August 5, 2007

bumchuck

1. Something that sucks.
2. An expression of dislike.
3. A jerk.

1. "I failed that calculus test!"
"Bumchuck!"

2. "Hey, wanna grab some Mickey D's?"
"Bumchuck Mickey D's!"

3. "Who is Jimmy Jones?"
"A bumchuck, that's who!"

by Bridget Hunt March 28, 2008

bumchum

when someone is over friendly to someone and doesnt leave them the fuck alone ever and is constantly around them and being nice to them despite how they're treated by them

fletcher proceeds to follow bradley around 24/7

fletcher "hey bradley what shall i buy you"
Bradley "Everything"
Fletcher Gosbee "Ok bradley!"
Bradley 'Takes things'
'From a distance Mac says'
Mac: "Fletcher bumchums bradley so much"
Fletcher: Follows him around 24/7 and doesnt leave him alone (Basically wants anal)

by danyall November 14, 2017

Buchanan

A snotty, materialistic person who is only concerned about their own welfare, but who deceives others into believing they actually have a soul.

Named after Daisy Buchanan from The Great Gatsby.

Tom: "Hey, did you see Daisy at the party?"
Nick: "Yeah. She's such a Buchanan, though. She was acting like she was way too good for the party."
Gatsby: "I still love her, though."

by GreenLightshine December 6, 2013