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Trout Buffer 

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.
Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.
Trout Buffer by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013
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When one pauses live television to create an allotment of recorded time. This allows the viewer the ability to fast forward through any unwanted commercials.
Before watching "Family Guy" my bro pauses it to create an "ad-buffer" so as to avoid any commercials.
ad-buffer by highflyer33 January 8, 2010

helmet buffer 

one who sucks on the cock.
Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..
helmet buffer by soundchild January 26, 2008

Nudity Buffer 

The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your imagination and/or fantasized about them sexually. Usually between 10 seconds - 5 minutes after first sighting this person, depending on his or her attractiveness and your horniness.

(NOTE: Men andwomen of both gay and heterosexual persuasions are subject to the fleeting nudity zone).

Coined by the character Jeff on the British sitcom "Coupling."
"I would go over and say hi to Steve, but I've already imagined what it would be like to sit on his face, so the nudity buffer has been breached and it might be awkward."
Nudity Buffer by Gerere April 16, 2006

wall buffer 

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall
damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.
wall buffer by Master Baterer January 16, 2006

Buckle Buffer 

Women seeking rodeo champions to have sex with them.
"Those girls are just a bunch of buckle buffers."
Buckle Buffer by BuckleBuffer69 January 26, 2017

Bussy Buffer

"That man right there is a certified bussy buffer'"
"He's so fine he could buff my bussy"
Brad pitt
Bussy Buffer by Cuntlord33 June 5, 2023