Clean Brunette

the opposite of dirty blonde.

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.

by amayamae April 18, 2018

christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for

christopher briney is hot as fuck

by imreadingsouthup July 12, 2022

Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates

Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"

by andiooooooooop November 8, 2019

brunes

n. shortened term for brunettes ; plural form of brune ; sexually attractive females with reddish-brown hair

"I can't believe I got to kick it with a clique of brunes last night!"

by ironyreigns September 19, 2013

Brunette

People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.

Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"

Other Brunette: "HOW?"

Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"

Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"

Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."

by whocaresanyways? January 5, 2010

Total Brunette

Someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a Caucasian (but not always). No, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. Standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! :)

"Oh, there' Sarah; she's a total brunette!"

by Adelyn July 31, 2012

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020