Bronado

The occurrence of a tornado in Brooklyn, witnessed and recorded on camera by two males (preferably brothers) who will exchange expletives to each other and the utter destruction of surrounding forestry as they stand there and look at it from their balcony.

OMG Holy Sh** Dude, did you see the footage of the tree that got knocked down by that Bronado from yesterday??

by 4n14 September 27, 2010

Bronage a Trois

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.

Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.

by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021

Brovaries

the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina

dude, don't get your brovaries in a bunch

by Mr.Blackwell July 19, 2010

Bronage a trois

When two bros decide to add a third bro to their brolatioship. The third bro can move in with the two existing bros in their living space or he can adopt both bros into his own. While the three males may all be completely heterosexual (see totally straight), by this point at least one bro is usually able to willingly identify himself as being bromosexual.

It derives from the french "menage a trios" (meaning household of three) and the english "bro".

Bro 1: You seem like a pretty chill bro. Want to start a brolationship?

Bro 2: I already have one.

Bro 1: Bronage a trois then?

Bro 2: Hellz yeah!

by ILoveYouBro November 26, 2010

Brontasorit Ret

Large Primate. Matches 7 across on the sunday crossword puzzle.

Is that something like a Brontasorit Ret?

by karl S May 13, 2005

brovalactic

A condom used for Bro Sex, additionally smells like a can of Axe body spray

"Lets go play Gamecube, Bro!" "No, Bro!, not without a brovalactic"!

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Broval

When bros meet together anywhere and have a sort of 'round table' as men have done throughout history, and discuss bro-like things, a broval has begun.

Dan: "Hey, you guys wanna come over and discuss our fantasy football draft?"
Chad: "Yeah man, lets have a broval over it."

by Sean Seanerson December 6, 2009