The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself
“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”
by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023
by piffy June 12, 2003
1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;
2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;
3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.
2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;
3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.
1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";
2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";
3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."
2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";
3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."
by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011
A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'
by ilovecolinandbrad July 08, 2009
A sexual act in which a man is engaged in intercourse with a woman and when the man is near or at climax, many persons(more is better) suddenly enters the place in which the act is taking place and begins rapidly taking photographs with the flash. The man should strike a Spider Man related pose.
John was nailing this chick last night and seven of his buddies and I where hiding in the next room. On cue, we rushed in and totally Eddie Brocked that chick while he gave a classic spider man pose.
by angry pasta October 12, 2007