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Brocked

A secondary Airforce term originating from the maintenance flight at No 5 Squadron RNZAF. Usually used to describe a series of events were a pilot arrives significantly late by a factor of hours, said pilot then berates a subordinate if they are delayed for more than 30 seconds.
Dude did you hear about Steve?

Yeh man he got brocked hard!
by Kiwi flyer May 19, 2022
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BroCode

Is where you can’t send a picture or a video that is embarrassing for you boy to a group chat with girls on it.
Don’t ever break the brocode
by SamPickle June 8, 2022
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wow-browed

Having sexual relations with a woman from behind, with her face rubbing against the carpet so vigorously, that her eye-brows come off.
Hey beautiful, what happened? I was banged so hard I got wow-browed. He actually fucked my eyebrows off.
by Jmc11 December 30, 2014
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L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.
1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".
by J.J.R. January 11, 2015
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Brocade

The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.

Similar to a blockade...
When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.
by Watchguy June 12, 2009
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Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.
If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.
by brocessity August 22, 2010
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broped

when more than one male is riding on one moped
"look at those guys riding that moped together!"
"now THATS a broped."

"look at that broped!"
by PaigeDogCat March 8, 2010
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