Bristol

Bristol is just the sweetest person you will meet. She's the most gorgeous girl to ever walk the earth it just takes time to see it. And she is also the most heartwarming girl and if you get a chance with her you might be the luckiest guy on the planet. She is so accepting and shy at first but once you get to know her she'll be the girl of your dreams. So don't second guess yourself just go and ask her the question and it will make you the happiest person on the planet.

boy 1: (staring at Bristol)
boy 2: Looks like someone has a crush.
boy 1: *blushes* What?! No, I don't?!
boy 1: (Looks back at Bristol thinking she's the most beautiful girl)

by Billynylle May 21, 2022

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Bristol

The name Bristol belongs to a judgy bratty girl who most likely talks crap about everyone around her and doesn’t realize they are doing the same they tend to be very spoiled and get mad if they don’t get what they want, they’re very annoying as well.

I’m so mad at Bristol

Why?
She’s so annoying and is talking bad about me.

by Agelina8888 March 27, 2025

Bristol

Crazy whie girl who loves to party amd loves vodka

Yo man i was at this party and Bristol was fucked up as usual

by Timmy2thicc November 25, 2017

Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Bristol

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)

Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)

Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”

Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”

by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

Bristol

The funniest person and a horrible speller

“Is that a lil peep lover?” “Yeah, it’s bristol”

by Bristy March 9, 2022