brazilian trump

When you remove all your pubic hair, leaving just enough butt hair to do a comb-over.

I went in for a Brazilian waxing but they left all my ass hair, leaving me with a Brazilian Trump to comb over...

by VeritasCaput November 7, 2018

brazilliantly

when something is brazilian and brilliant or just brilliant. cool new slang.

"you did brazilliantly in that performance"
"love your hairstyle, its brazilliant!"

by kellysmart April 5, 2010

Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012

brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.

Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.

by HughJassoul January 5, 2014

brazilian backwash

A sexual act in which the female stands over the male, who holds his anus agape while the female fingers herself until she squirts into his anus.

Tony got some good brazilian backwash last night!

by Bananatee January 15, 2014

Brazilian Smoothie

Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.

Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.

"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."

by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014

brazilian stew

When a man sharts diarrhea into a woman's mouth then proceeds to ejaculate in the same mouth, without disruppting the diarrhea, and finally stirs the substance with his penis

Let's try the Brazilian Stew tonight, I'll try not to get it on your hair this time.

by Hubert Kumberdale November 5, 2014