Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

Brake Van

A formerly necessary wagon attached to the back of a train. The brake van was used to stop a train in case of an emergency (such as if a coupling had snapped, and the latter half of the train was rolling down a steep hill). On longer journeys, the brake van served as a temporary residency for the train crew.

Nowadays, most trucks (US:freightcars) are already equipped with brakes so they'll stop automatically should something go wrong. Some trains even have locomotives at both ends, further reducing the necessity of a brake van.

Synonyms: caboose(US), guard's van

*coupling snaps*

Driver: Cor! Look at that!!

*trucks rocket down a steep hill*

Fireman: I hope the guard (US: conductor) knows how to work the brake!!

Meanwhile, the guard sees a train coming, and he cranks the brake handle like mad. We see sequences of footage as the train and the brake van get closer and closer.

The guard, seeing his whole life flash before his eyes, shuts his eyes and waits for the impending crash-

Driver 2: Oi, mate, what're you doing? Gonna rub noses with our train for the day or what?

The guard notices he's still alive.

Guard: *wipes forehead* Phew! Thank God we had a brake van; this could have been quite nasty!

by TarkanAttila22 December 31, 2009

beat the brakes

To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)

Damn!! He beat the brakes off that fool. Oh well

by Ben Munchen July 25, 2008

Redneck Brakes

A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.

Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.

Cop: And this Truck had no driver?

Redneck 1: Nope

Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix

Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.

Cop: take it to the shop.

Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?

Redneck 3: here they are

cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.

Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .

by MaineRedneck April 18, 2011

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012

brake happy

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

by westfalia January 15, 2010

Boston Brake Job

A sexual act involving a man's erect penis, a Boston cream doughnut and fellatio giving a crude resemblance to the mounting of a brake disk on a wheel hub. The doughnut is pressed onto the man's erect penis and once the penis has broken through to the other side fellatio is performed on the now cream covered penis.

"Fuck we were so drunk last night that after we got home from Tim Hortons, River busted out the last Boston cream and gave me the ole Boston Brake job"

by Rolo Tony May 1, 2009