Braiden

A homosexual who has a hot mom. Is usually horrible at sports.

Dude 1 "He's pretty cool." Dude 2 "Yeah but he is a braiden." Dude 1 "Really? I've seen his mom but i didn't know he was gay."

by Shekeya October 6, 2011

branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.

Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!

by GIIQ October 25, 2010

braindead

feminists

Sentient Human: Prove male privilege exists.
Braindead Feminists: ARGAGHHAGHAGHRAGHRGGAGAAGAGHA

by APersonYouMightKnow April 23, 2019

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

by Spark218 March 1, 2020

brainpenis

male genitalia used to make descisions as opposed to the brain.

My boyfriend always pisses me off because he only thinks with his brainpenis!

by sten gioram May 29, 2007

Braiden

AN ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braiden is a dickhead.

by superboy900000 November 5, 2018

Braiden

A white man whore who usually ends up dating short, ugly, older girls.

Lucy: Ew, is he a Braiden?

Laura: Yeah I think so.

by Theforrealbunny October 27, 2014