Perfect Boyfriend

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.

Kory is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !

by T-rockk bay bee February 18, 2011

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011

vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

someone you hook up with but only ever see during nighttime hours. like a booty call or a fuck buddy but more consistent and/or monogamous. not quite dating-level.

X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

by twr2938 November 1, 2009

Boyfriend territory

Boyfriend territoy is the places on a girlfriends body that only the boyfriend gets to touch. Obvious ones are boob/vagina, but there is also the small of the back and waist/hip area.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! He just lead her to that room while touching the small of her back!

Person 2: Are they dating?

Person 1: They must be! He went into boyfriend territory!

by Slangwriter4eva August 21, 2012

Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.

Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah

by RoightStoight October 27, 2014

Boyfriend Points

When the man does something correct and the girl gain respect for him

Girl: wow you get some Boyfriend points for knowing all of that about me

by Thadius thunder thighs August 16, 2016

boyfriendhrry

boyfriendhrry is the most famous person on tiktok. my sussy baka of course🤤😈. literally the funniest person on the planet, very smexy if i say so myself 😩. but watch out. don’t play the bridge in midnight memories by one direction or else they will get very h0rny and WILL stalk frat boy niall pics.

“Look at this hot person on tiktok!” Jami says
“Who is it?” Frat boy liam says
“It’s the one and only boyfriendhrry of course! They are very funny!” Jami said
“never heard of them.” Liam spoke.
“What?! How have you not? They are the most famous person on social media!?” Jami says
“Are they hot?” Frat boy niall says while jumping into the conversation.
“YES! VERY!.” otbjami on tiktok says.

by otbjami June 2, 2021