robert boling

the sexual act of when having sex with a woman "doggy style" the man pulls out and pretends to cum on the girls back by spiting while at the same time he acttually ejaculates into his own hand and when the girl turns to look back at the man he slaps his hand covered with jizz on the girls face leaving a defining hand print of jizz on her face.

- hey did you here about the short kid that actually did the robert boling on some girl.
- ya i did that shit was crazy!!!

by 21 blackmagic 11 January 12, 2010

bollinger

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting

Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006

bowling ball

It's used for bowling, you pervs!

He rolled a strike with his bowling ball.

by korex March 5, 2005

Bowling for Soup

Stop saying crap about this band, they make me happy when I am sad and they made me laugh when I cry. If a band has the power to do that they have achieved everything they need to in my opinion. I hope these guys make loads more albums cus even just reading the thnkyous in the lyrics booklet cracks me up, then I actually LISTEN to the lyrics. Good fun and hilarious. These guys are absolutely genious.

Ooooooh I feel so sad ... My boyfriend has just dumped me and my eyes are sore from crying so much ...
*Puts Bowling for Soup on*
Oooooh yay I've been instantly cheered up!! Thankyou Bowling for Soup you are absolute fucking LEDGENDS!

by Fay December 30, 2004

Air Bowing

term for string players bowing in the air (literally). It makes no sound but gives the appearance that the person is playing.

When I got lost on the second page of the orchestra piece, I was air bowing until I could pick it up again.

by ╬AF╬ June 18, 2009

rusty bowlingball

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina

blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

by Z4cky fr!ction March 4, 2009

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014