Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

pavlovian boner

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.

As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.

by EduardoP January 13, 2010

Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013

Love Boner

When a male becomes erect by the thought of or by being told that his loved one loves him.

Sally: "I love you so much baby."
George: "You just gave me a huge Love Boner."
Sally: "Oh yes, I can feel that!"

by Sally69 February 10, 2013

Boner

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

by Jon200105 February 27, 2013

Boner Queen

A general term for an attractive looking girlfriend, who is quite esteemed in the art of getting their boyfriends hard.

After the countless stories about having sex with his girlfriend, Tom's girlfriend is hereby known as a boner queen.

by ArtfullyCrude October 18, 2009

Bomerfied

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied

Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied

by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012