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bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.
He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.
bottle tied by Pianomanic November 23, 2016
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Bottle Flip-Roulette 

A fun-stress relieving game which combines bottle flipping with Russian roulette. It is widely enjoyed and played in a campus parties (before finals), emo gatherings, and in death camps. This game requires usually 6 people, a half filled water bottle and a revolver with only one loaded chamber. Each person takes their turns to successfully do a bottle flip in order to avoid the revolver. If the person fails, the person gets to have a date with the revolver. The game only ends when one person is left standing.
"Statistics show 1 out of 6 people liked Bottle Flip-Roulette."
Bottle Flip-Roulette by Arkansoul September 23, 2017

Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
Bottle Nosing by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Bottle top 

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.
Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.
Bottle top by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

Bottle hound 

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.
Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.
Bottle hound by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020

Bottle Wobble 

Drinking game, rules as follows:

Spinner- spins empty bottle

Less than one rotation or bottle falls, spinner drinks. Bottle spins however many times, ex: 4 rotations, spinner gives out 4 “drinks” in any order or amount to other players.

Other players not spinning can place a bet on how many spins they think it will rotate, player that lands on the correct number gets to give out the said number of drinks to any player (including spinner)

If you place a bet, and lose, you drink the difference from spins vs. said bet.
Let’s play Bottle Wobble
Bottle Wobble by Milby September 25, 2021

Bottle Buster 

When someone takes a bottle of any kind and shoves in up their ass, squeezing it hard enough until it breaks in their asshole.
Yo! Jake did a Bottle Buster last night in front of everyone!
Bottle Buster by Rionox December 31, 2022