Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.

If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.

by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010

you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010

botting

To stop liking someone when you find out they like you back. vice versa.

Sally: He told me he liked me... I don't think I like him anymore.
Jessica: Sally! You're totally botting!

Jack: Once I told her I liked her, she ran away. She is such a botter.

by yeeting247 December 18, 2015

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

Chain Booting

The act of sniffing poppers (Amyl Nitrate - a drug favoured among the Gayers) from the shoe of a child's toy, e.g. Barbie, in a group, whereby the shoe is passed from Chain Booter to Chain Booter. Not to be confused with Arse Booting, which is a practice favoured among the Gayers. Also known as "getting on the shoe train". This act is in no way at all gay!

"Fancy coming round tonight for a few beers and a bit of Chain Booting?"

by I Am Mumbles May 16, 2008

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

by niks luds March 15, 2010

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012