National Boring Day

This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.

Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.

Bill: That's because it's national boring day.

Jackie: Oh I see.

by Idk_124 May 21, 2022

Poo poo boring

Poo poo boring is when someone is being boring or something is boring

Emily:Lacy is so poo poo boring Farrell : I know right

by Fazzadazza223 October 11, 2023

text bombing

A group of collegues that send one helpless victim who does not have unlimited text messaging, 400 and some odd texts in a span of about 20 minutes.

After text bombing Ryan, who had 500 text messages, 499 texts saying,"Hope you don't run out of text messages this month...lol...muwhahaha." The day his new month started.

by Mike Price and David Norton August 22, 2008

Bombing Run

A precision areal engagement which can be defined as the act of shitting while standing a considerable distance above a toilet. Can be anywhere from standing on the seat to the precision drop from a story or more.

Ever try a precision bombing run?

by Shadowtech May 19, 2011

Boring

Sitting in an office all day and filing, copying or scaning something or looking up addresses in a phone directory and writing down EVERY company cause your boss has nothing else to give you

Boss:Grab a directory and look up company names and copy them down.
Me: That is so boring

Boss:Go to the filing room and organize the files alphabetically and by year
Me: BORING!!!!

by Rifa J July 28, 2009

Phone Bombing

(v) When you, along with a few of your best bros, get together and decide to multilaterally mass text spam the fuck out of someone's phone to the point where their phone can no longer take it and just freezes. Sometimes done out of hate, but more often than not simply out of sheer enjoyment.

Matt: Hey Daniel, let's phone bomb Alec while he is at Rugby practice!
Daniel: Great idea! Let's hit him with the good old "T-I-T-T-I-E-S-!-!-!-( . Y . )".

-Upon returning from Rugby.
Alec: My inbox is full. Fuck you guys.
-Upon waking up the next day.
Alec: I woke up to another 27 text messages. That phone bombing sucked. You guys are dicks.

by TreeceDaBeast November 11, 2010

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003