go bonk

1. For something to fail, break, mess up, rot, spoil, or become otherwise altered in a negative way. Can be used to describe someone who has gone crazy -or "bonkers"-, or something/someone who has passed away.
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2. To have intercourse (sex). (Can be used as "go bonk yourself" as well, but if you say that, you'll probably get laughed at. A lot.)

ex 1: "We've got everything set up. Hopefully, the plan will work and not go bonk."
ex 2: person 1:"They make such a cute couple!!!"

person 2:"They should just go bonk already and get it over with."

by the bees are coming February 4, 2018

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Bonk and Clunk

The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.

Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.

by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020

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Bonk issue

A publication that is filled with "it is what it is" content

A good example of a Bonk issue is Volume 21 number 3

by AHarv February 25, 2008

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Bonk Lord

A really suicidal person who makes death jokes, probably in a boat zone. This person will also not be suicidal in any way shape or form, they say they are, but they have a really good life ahead of them.

"Man, you're a real Bonk Lord if you know what I'm saying!"

"That guys a real Bonk Lord."

by Construct April 30, 2022

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