royaly boned 

royaly boned = big trouble/your well in for it.

boy: i just ran over my girlfriend. she was cheating on me. 1000s of people saw me do it and the cops are after me.

girl: you are royaly boned dude.

royaly boned by emo rach wants attention March 28, 2007

T-boned 

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.

My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.

T-boned by Wuwu709 September 30, 2016

T-Boned 

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.

Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.

T-Boned by Rbeck December 2, 2009

I boned her

To penetrate a woman.
To have sex in a mysterious manner and/ or with a weird object/ man.

I boned her against the wall last night with a rainbow fan. We did it in the toe.

I boned her by Infected Mushroom September 20, 2013

Car boned 

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

Car boned by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

friend boned by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

t-boned 

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

t-boned by chris gorman April 6, 2005