bismarck

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.

Let's go to Bismarck.

by The Terminator July 21, 2008

Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.

So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

Bismarcked

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

by swash buckler May 8, 2009

bisma bite

the act of grabbing someone's leg hair and twisting it so that it forms a tornado looking knot and pulling it

Oh my god David, Jenny just gave Mark 3 Bisma bites, I hope she doesn't come over here, they looked painful.

by briannnnaa August 3, 2016

Bismarck

Bismarck was one of two Bismarck class battleships built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy from 1935 - 1945). The other ship being the Tirpitz. Bismarck was laid down on July 1936 at the Blohm and Voss shipyard in Hamburg. She was launched on February 1939 and complete on August 1940.

“Bismarck is famous for taking part in the Battle of the Denmark Straight and for destroying the Royal Navy’s world famous HMS Hood.”

by Awkward Doggo March 21, 2020

Bismarck

A Prussian officer during the late 1800's who wore a hard cap with a pointy tip.

A Bismarck ordered his enlisted Prussian soilders to attack the Danish flank.

by AdamRother March 7, 2021

Bismarck

Bismarck. Perhaps the most feared vessel ever built. With a main armament of 8 15" SK C/34 main guns, laid out in a 4x2 configuration, she became infamous almost instantly. Best known for the sinking of the British battlecruiser HMS Hood, she was an impressive vessel. She was fast, heavily armed, heavily armored, and a great metal beast. She has collected 4 things over the years: a Sabaton song (aptly named "Bismarck"), waifu status (thanks Azur Lane), fame, and is also an SCP (SCP-4127). She has gone down (no pun intended) in history as an icon of naval power. She has a lesser known sister ship, Tirpitz. Tirpitz was in Norway when she was attacked by aircraft and capsized. The final battle of Bismarck occurred in 4 phases: the first, when British carrier Ark Royal caught up with her and attacked her with Swordfish torpedo bombers, which disabled her steering gear and jammed her rudders in a turning position, the second phase being the shadowing of British cruisers (causing no real damage), the third phase when she was cornered by British battleships Rodney and King George V, as well as the cruisers Norfolk and Dorsetshire. She was sunk in this phase. The fourth phase was that of planes from the Luftwaffe attacking the retreating British ships, resulting in the loss of a destroyer.

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by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021