Blumpberry

The action of using one's Blackberry while taking a dump. A derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.

Bro1: "Yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?"
Bro 2:"Yo bro I was taking a Blumpberry."
Bro1:"Oh word I just got your BBM."

by Herb McSpice November 23, 2010

lock bumpers

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas

When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.

by Tim Prince September 12, 2008

Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.

I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

by Crazy as a coconut June 11, 2019

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

Bumpersticker

A tattoo located on a person's ass.

I had sex with a chick last night who had a fly bumpersticker.

by pinksmurf July 31, 2010

blumber

What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.

The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.

by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016

chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"

John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers

by Cashmere June 3, 2004