n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony
"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."
by Lane May 1, 2004
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Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
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Get the blueinferno mug.Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!
by the real nemo September 19, 2006
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Get the blumkin facial mug.Blumish it on the ritz is were you smoosh balls into a juicy net (mainly whilst you are having a little strok)
by Famstrokern March 9, 2017
Get the Blumish it on the ritz mug.A moment/feeling between two people when chillin to music, smoking weed, and playing video games is happening.
You know you blumpin when you with your friend, playing music, smoking weed, and playing video games and think to yourself... "We Blumpin"
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