bloop

The combination of poop and blood all mixed into one.

The poor lady had filled her bed full of bloop. We had better check her hemoglobin.

by Petch4710 April 07, 2010

Bloop Nut

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.

A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.

by Tha Jagaloon March 21, 2012

Bloop

The act of getting your knob slobbed while dropping the Cosbys' off at the pool!

Also known as a Blump or Blumpkin.

Brian always gets at least one Bloop a day from a hot bitch while he sits on the toilet

by Brian Bloopo-El March 24, 2006

Bleep bloop

When a male masturbates, sometimes with friends on a voice chat

Kyle: Bro I’m bored what should we do.
Ryan: Bleep bloop?
Kyle: Bet.

by Pusgina land December 21, 2020

Bleep Bloop

R2D2 from star wars

john-dude who the fuck is bleep bloop

Tim-a badass

by Flag rzunnerz December 12, 2007

bloop

This is Becky's word. She has yet to define it, but it is said that the definition shall come soon. This is for real people.

*In a high-pitched falseto voice* Bloop!

by Simonwimon February 03, 2005

Bloop Thug

Members of the BloopDiary community who engage in flaming, trolling, arguing, & flat-out rudeness for the sheer purpose of causing discomfort, knowing they would never do so if the target knew who they were or where they live in real life. Will never admit to their wrongdoings & will claim until they're blue in the face that they are only debating/defending/practicing use of the First Amendment. See internet thug.

There is a bloop thug trying to argue with me. Oh, dear!

by 098 May 04, 2008