bladem

substitute word for many things but basic meaning is "oh man, everything is so f@&^ing messed up!"

Can be used as a name or a word for making an exclamation like "Oh BLADEM! I can't believe i got a flat out here" Sometimes paired with Bladem Bah Please meaning things are at the all time low.

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

Bladifakin

Noun;a person who openly subjects him/herself to clownery.

I cannot imagine I double texted after being left on read. Nimekuwa mtu bladifakin.

by JaydenKanairo June 3, 2021

Bladedancer

Someone who is proficient in utilizing short bladed weapons (knives, daggers, metal cards), usually pertaining to hand-to-hand combat.

Man: "He was known throughout the country as the best bladedancer."
Women: "Let's see how he goes up against a swordsman."

by SydneyTerror September 21, 2021

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009

Victor Blade

Retired american professional wrestler. Known for his towering height and brutal in ring mechanics, it is little wonder he wore the Nickname "The Supreme Killing Machine". The true origin of the name actually came from the fact the character was a reformed assassin/vigilante.

Victor Blade just ended the match, and possibly his opponents career, with that devasting Murder Blade Style finisher!!!!!!

by wwerocks February 5, 2010

Gillette Blade

Gillette blade is a term used to describe bisexual women because a Gillette blade cuts both ways.

“I think Sally’s a Gillette blade... yesterday I saw her flirting with Margaret and Tommy.”

by Dariaismyspiritanimal June 11, 2018