by Shiptar January 26, 2008
Get the refrigerator blindness mug.Crumb blindness is a genetically transmitted condition which expresses itself similarly to haemophillia; both males and females acn be carriers, but it only exhibits itself in males.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
"Christ ! Look at this place ! How much mess does it take to make one sandwich ?"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
by eighthofseven August 16, 2007
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by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004
Get the blindlessly mug.When white people don't realize institutional racism or subtle discrimination against people of color really does exist today.
"White folks just don't realize how dangerous for a black dude to ride around in a nice car. Total white blindness."
by tehablo October 24, 2014
Get the white blindness mug.traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the blinders mug.People who have never been to a NASCAR race and think all their fans are drunk, mentally disabled inbred rednecks who only love NASCAR, professional wrestling, beer, country music and Dale Earnhardt Jr. They also think Nascar fans live in trailors and depend on welfare.
Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.
Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.
We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.
Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.
Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.
We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.
NASCAR Blinders: All NASCAR drivers do is go around in circles.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.
(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.
(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.
by The Litter Box August 29, 2011
Get the NASCAR Blinders mug.This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 9, 2010
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