shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

Cod Blocked

In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.

I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.

by Dudememyomen May 10, 2011

clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 16, 2010

Blacked

to go insane, crazy. Driving Miss Daisy...out her f*cking mind. Wilding out.

Dude straight blacked on that waitress for real.

by LJTheGirl April 23, 2015

Bicked

To be severely overweight.

The girl on the see-saw was so bicked, the boy on the other end was stuck in the air.

by Amanda Propaganda August 28, 2009

blacked up

a state of confusion , often caused by smoking cannabis

i blacked up , i walked to john's house when i was supposed to be going to chris's ....

by Browne January 5, 2007

cop blocked

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.

I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.

by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010