Blerm

The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.

Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.

by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009

Bleron

Bleron, or stick bug.... this is not an albanian name. he is awkward with friends that look like canadian sluts.

Bro is that bleron? no its a stick bug

by no one 69 October 21, 2011

Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".

I just blerked right in your FACE!

by Ash May 29, 2003

blerm

Mixture of blood and sperm, often during red wings but can occur during first time and/or rough anal sex

"Why does it smell like blood and bleach in here?"
"Sorry, I haven't had a chance to wash the blerm out of my sheets."

by youareabunny January 4, 2015

blergal dorf

when you belch and it feels like you're going to vom on yourself then ask for coochie

self:*blergal dorf*
self:may i partake of thein fair coochie ma'dam?
high class lady:of course my good man.

by dovus November 7, 2018

blerry

A special word used to describe the color of someone's attire. The appearance of the color, or physical attributes can also be included.

If John Q. Everybody was wearing a white shirt, with blue jeans and brown shoes, he'd be:

White shirt, brown shoes, blue-jean blerry.

by dr. aylen June 22, 2006

Blerg

n,v,adj

Anything bad or upsetting, something used when there is nothing else to say, and insult

He is such a blerg!

Dang, that class blergs.

by Dru September 15, 2004