bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

fire breathing manatee

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.

Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010

Heavy Breathing

That feeling you get when you see something exciting.

Ex. Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

by Jeremyisking September 5, 2015

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008