birthday

the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

Fuck, its my birthday.

by yournamecantbeblank February 25, 2009

Birthday Princess

Girls who place their birthdays as the most important day of the year not only for themselves, but also for everyone they know. They expect all their friends, family, and acquaintances to drop whatever they are doing in order to make her birthday the best day of her life. Every year. Usually applies to spoiled bitches a.k.a. birthday bitch.

Victoria: OMFG. Why can't you come to my birthday?
Charles: I'm sorry, but I have to attend my sister's wedding.
Victoria: WTF. You asshole. How is that more important than my birthday?
Charles: Bitch, stop being such a birthday princess.

by roflwaffle. November 12, 2009

My Birthday

Today!

September 29th is my birthday.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.

The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

by B.Malones February 9, 2008

Birthday Welfare

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

by MetalGuru March 10, 2009

Birthday Sex Syndrome

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.

Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.

by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010

17th Birthday

The birthday inbetween your the two most important birthdays in your life, the one where you get your driver's license and the one when you become an adult, therefore making the 17th the most pointless birthday ever. Just another day of the year, with presents. (Hopefully a new car)

Matt: Isn't it your 17th birthday today?
Hayden: Yeah, but who gives a shit? I'm just looking forward to the next one.

by TJ Hood February 22, 2010