Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

bitched

Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.

by technicoloursunshine June 30, 2007

bitched up

another word for pussywiped

dude 1: hey, you know micheal's not drinkin cus his lady wont let him?
dude 2: damn, he's bitched up

by portugee March 17, 2008

Bitched

Someone who has been ditched by a bitch.

Guy1: Dude what's wrong with you? you look terrible. What happened last night?

Guy2: I've been Bitched. <:|

by manilaman July 31, 2011

bitcher fucker

A guy\girl that betrays their gender for an increased chance at hooking up with the other gender.

John is such a bitcher fucker. He told Britteny that I listen to nickleback.

by TheJewish Hitler June 11, 2017

BITCHER

THIS CONTROVERSIAL WORD WAS USED via email by SIU system current president RANDY DUNN, meaning: an individual or group of people who like to complain about the distribution of State Appropriation funds.

Is simply to shut up the bitchers from Carbondale who are saying loudly we shouldn't even be doing the $5.125M at this time.

by randydunn June 7, 2018

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005