bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025

Toilet Bid

Every frat has “that one guy.” This is what you call that one guy. Up for interpretation, loose meaning.

Fiji didn’t even want to take any Delta Zeta sweethearts, so she must be a toilet bid

by Labubu67mafi November 1, 2025

Bid

A slang word (from American Hoods) meaning "butt of the joke"

If you don't know how to Joan, You will be the Bid - Janky
Why is that a big deal? - Izzy
Nobody wants to be the Bid 💀 - Janky

by Derp my bomba January 15, 2025

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

bid mode

a mindset you have to have to survive a prison term (or bid).

"If you're gonna do a nickel in the state pen, you gotta get in bid mode."

by Rabbit Sam February 18, 2024

da bid

You funny ash or you a joke

Yo bro you da bid😂

by Djbando July 23, 2022

Chi Omega Bid Day

this is the ultimate mccolum attribute. This shirt leads to bigger dick status along with a higher confidence. If you see this shirt on someone just know they are going to steal you girl and your mom.

" I saw that dude wearing the Chi Omega Bid Day shirt. He was slamming beers"

by DaDeborah$ February 16, 2022