Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

Beard Team USA

Group of bearded and moustached Americans that competes for the United States at the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.

The members of Beard Team USA proudly put country first and grow beards for America.

by tahophil December 9, 2008

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011

Beardie

Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.

Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!

by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020